The Master Cleanse

Today was shit. I woke up and had a lovely breakfast which totaled about 300 calories. I was okay with this. Then I went to school and had to have Foods class, which brought on the most insane binge urges of my life. I went home at lunch time to binge and purge, and ended up missing 4th period. Oops.
I also stole some of my mom's diuretics, because they get rid of water weight. After I either buy or shoplift some more lax, I'm stealing more diuretics and I'm using them before weighing on Saturday.
Anyway, I went to group therapy after school, and ate probably 1100 calories worth of food. Fuck. I wasn't planning on eating anything else, but a bunch of people brought food in and I started freaking out and couldn't handle it.
Just thinking about it is bringing on huge binge urges. I'm thinking about eating and purging before I shower right away.
Tomorrow is the start of a liquid fast/cleanse. Pure juice, water, tea, coffee, skim milk, liquid soups. I'm hoping to do that until Saturday morning.
I hope this goes well.

Edit
The title doesn't really make sense. I was considering doing the master cleanse. I'm not sure anymore.